nuclear-sorrows:

cuadradonegro:

obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

oh my god this is so perfect because they expect us to make these lifetime decisions that we usually don’t even want and yet a decision like tattoos that actually mean a lot to us and have meaning are things that are completely out of the question

witchxxxbitch:

thecadaverousportrait:

18th Century Witches Chair - torture device meant to cause death by blood loss.

i’ll sit on my throne now..

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

danganaddict:

c0nsulting-timel0rd:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

In the audiobook we listened to in class Mercutio’s voice actor was David Tennant 

cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

flawlessspecter:

oat-addict:

runningvegan:

shyloflynn:

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

More like smack a lamp and break it and get yelled at

More like smack the wall and leave a gooey print on the paint and get yelled at.

More like drop it on the carpet and pick off hair and fluff from it for the next few hours 

More like get it stuck on the fucking ceiling

thecouscousking:

originallyd0pe:

thatfunnyblog:

Never gets old

Incredible


calumnw:

in Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. and then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. one automobile birthed another automobile.

when Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “i’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. the car…